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Ah, Christmas in Newport Beach! At 8:30 tonight I thought, erroneously as it turns out , that the boat parade might be wrapping up anb Hef and Hollly and Briget and Kendra are back in their stretch Hummer limo and courteously on their ways out of the harbor area, making it safe once again for us residents. Nope. At 8:30 people were standing in the middle of the Lido Bridge like Romereo's zombies, literally yelling at cars to watch out for their kids ( these people invented children you know) . Okay I can deal with that for a while so it's off to Lido Isle Starbuck's where I sat and chatted with the locals BIBLE MIKE AND THE LOOMER. Finding thid more than I really wanted, I decide to head off to Border's , but not before a guy and his blonde bitches in front of Pavillions shines a goddamn flash light in my eyes and says "HEY BUDDY SLOW THE FUCK DOWN" ( I was stopped at a stop sign) , Politely, I replied Merry Christmas to you too ASSHOLE, so he kicks my car door ( my drivers side) as hard as he can twice. God bless you too buddy. So now I am back at the Lido Starbuck's waiting for people to just go home so I can get on the island and PARK somewhere ( as of half hour ago I could find no visible parking anywhere on Lido Island. SO next time you are down this way , come to the Lido Starbucks and get a coffee from my new pal Ashley and tip her well ( unless BIBLE MIKE and THE LOOMER are here) - Cheers, Nick
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